| Nov. 11th, 2005 @ 11:02 am Posted by pati_lebu :-D ha ha ha ha |
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pati_lebu
2005-11-11 04:00 am UTC (link)
BANGLADESH BIMAN YOUR HOME IS IN THE AIR !!
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.
This is your captain welcoming you on board of Biman Bangladesh Airlines.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad
weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we
will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is in our favour, we may even
be landing on your village! Biman Bangladesh Airlines has an excellent
safety-record . In fact our safety standards are so high that even
terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure, I announce that
starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their
destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable,
we serve complimentary Dail tea and Bela biscuits! For our not-so-religious
(progoti shil) passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find
out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as
we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we
will be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible
from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the
cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow
down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let
us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot Kana Akkas sometimes flies right through the
landmark! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
take-off and fasten your set-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat
belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ... and for those
of you, who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a
stewardess Bidisha who will explain how to fasten yourself to your
suitcase.
ENJOY BANGLADESH BIMAN YOUR HOME IS IN THE AIR !! |
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